christian bautista: gee, you call that a song? you're hopeless.

ely buendia: kumanta daw si marcus para sayo ha. seems like we're on the right track.

bill gates: sorry, but your "global innovation" seems like another big security loophole. i don't want to be a part of it.

steve jobs: now that's what a good offer is supposed to be! i request that you give me a blank check where i could write my monthly salary in.

emerlinda roman: ma'am, di ka na nasanay? ayusin nyo yung STFAP bracketing ni de dios, baka magbago isip ko.

john lennon: correction, sir. it's gab, not juan. such an honor it is to speak with you, sir. but you could offer your songs to someone more prospective, i guess. like yoko ono.

yugi moto: yugi, sana'y mapatawad mo ako, ngunit matagal ko nang isinuko ang mga baraha ko.

peter north: i only found out about your dastardly acts in the movies 6 months ago. hell no, i'm not patronizing you in any way.

sam milby: hate gays. hate gays. i think you're better off with piolo. enough said.

piolo pascual: see sam milby.

ebe dancel: aber, ebe, nais kong malaman pano kita na-inspire. sana yumayaman rin ako habang ginagamit mo akong inspirasyon mo sa mga kanta mo diba?

manny pacquiao: hey, you know manny poohquiao? absolutely you can fight him, not a boxing fluke like me, you know.

death: pag-iisipan ko po ha. mukhang masaya pa naman ang buhay eh.

iwa moto: iwa moto, moto, moto, moto! tayo na sa bus sumakay! iwa moto, moto, moto, moto, everybody give it a try! yan yun diba? kamusta naman vocal chords ko, tingin mo?

jim paredes: yeah, i think i have the potential to be talented. pero hindi sa pagkanta.

paul mccartney: with all due respect, sir, i haven't seen one word of wisdom here yet.

yeng constantino: i don't have a lot of dreams, miss yeng. and para lang sa iyong kaalaman, hindi ko pinangarap na maging sikat.

simon cowell: i feel sorry for you, simon. it's just that i think me being there won't help.

ederlyn: details naman, ate. saan at kelan? pakilala mo ako kay cheverlyn ha!

raims: i formally give my xylophone/sax/tambourine/harmonica/2nd vox spot with sandwich to either marcus adoro, buddy zabala, or ely buendia. i also propose that eraserheads be reunited once more.

badjojo administrator: you got the wrong guy. sorry to tell you but i believe in the sanctity of virginity and sex within the bounds of marriage. no way will i indulge in your filthy products.

joey de leon: lolo na lang. ayaw kitang tatay.

paris hilton: what video? and britney who? anyway, i'm not good at partying. sorry.

homer simpson: hey homer. can i be bart?

big brother: sorry kuya, di ako telegenic eh. ayokong lumabas sa tv. tsaka may babae na ko. sayo na sila kung gusto mo.

christopher de leon: tatay ba talaga kita? at nanay ko si nora? aaaaaaah! kaya pala pareho kami ng nunal ni inay sa mukha!

the beatles: the music gods john, paul, george and ringo are singing for me. this must be a good omen.

randy santiago: ui randy! irerecommend ko si ronald jimenez sayo. mas alam nya yung kanta.

imelda hilario: ma'am, pakitranslate nga po ito para saken: kokak kokak kokak kokak kokak kokak!!! hayan. asa pang makapag-asawa ka.

german moreno: kuya germs! marunong kang magmasahe??? please, wag mo na akong gawing matinee idol. basta pamasahe please!

carmen awitan: carmen, si imelda yung nakahalikan mo.

ronald atanacio: even if you had known anything about my skills, i still would forever hate research because of you, mister virus-look-alike. now how do you think will i succeed in psych?

maury: that's preposterous! i'm currently seventeen years old, i reached the puberty stage by age twelve, and i don't remember myself having a one-night stand with seventeen women. impossible indeed.

dr. phil: doctor feel, i mean, phil! wow! i would certainly love to be your apprentice! but no on-the-spotlight scenes, please!

leia organa: princess organa, i will take your simple errand on one condition... i will have your autograph in return.

don vito corleone: being a mercenary of yours is enough, my lord. hail the corleone, hail.

dr. emmet l. brown: no way sir! my mom and pop won't ever meet if martial law did not come to pass. then there would be no me in the space-time continuum! please, no more intervening with the past!

dj mo twister: hey dj mo! those were all hearsays. i'm a full-fledged virgin, mo.

sylvester stallone: hey, you say the contender? i'm in! i want seven byes on my way to the finals against the living legend sylvester stallone! forget kamao with manny!

ray robinson: first class training indeed! absolutely manny pacquiao-ish training! i'll be the next sergio mora for you guys!

sergio mora: can i have your autograph someday? and i'd also want to feel the impact of a punch from a champion.

peter manfredo: girls are not treasures, they're people, you fool! you can't own them, idiot! and calling them precious doesn't make it any better. perhaps that's why you lost to sergio!

alfonso gomez: lady luck is on my side, boy. believe me.

regie "baby ama" amarante: hala, ako na lang ba walang pagnanasa kay dior? mga lalaki talaga o! sinabi ko na kay sir stallone, sa contender ako sasali! beh!!

randy couture: UFC is all rodman and trash. no way, randy.

willie revillame: hindi, willie, ako ang patpatin!!

k-fed: ...and you were just telling me to keep it real. you're also hopeless. see christian bautista.

banker: hello banker............................................................................................................ thank you banker.

triple h: what?

shawn michaels: why?

mark dacascos: funny, i was just finishing the best instant noodles of my life right now.

bobby flay: do you cook instant noodles? i think that masaharu guy would be better because his name sounds asian.

michael corleone: but you are staining the family name, michael! see, you even had your brothers killed! i'll take over for you, bearing the name gabby corleone. you can have your wife and family, i'm too young for that. i swear the corleone banner will be the last one standing.

darth vader: no way, you're my father? and i was thinking about dating princess leia! how deperssing. that's not true, is it??

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in my informal 2 weeks leave of absence, my tagboard took over and became more of a spectacle than any of my entries combined. kudos to jason, ronald, and raphael for making all these possible. i'd like to think that these are all the fruits of your endless rampant sermons in forcing me to write an entry, but then again, it's jason, ronald, and raphael, so that can't be right. anyway, this is my tribute to you guys, sorry if it's kind of disappointing. until sunday again, then.